Spotlight: Coung Nguyuen

Photo: RE1000

What up bitch?

Not you thats for sure loser!

Ah shit, where's my witty comebacks? Oh yeah this is your spotlight, just think of all the prestige that your name will carry now

Yeah, a spotlight so tons of kids can see me on the street and be like that kids a pussy. "I thought he was big I'm sure I can handle him", plus kids cant even pronounce my name.

Well you have maintained a feminine physique, whats your diet secret to success? I bet it's pilates, I know it.

Fuck dude, I just ride my bike and skate. Deliver pizza too, I hear that gives a good work out.

Oh damn, you skate too?

Yeah I fucking got a mean sw flip!

Damn, triple threat. So how did you get into the filming game?

Uhm filming with this local kid in my town with his camcorder than using my dads digital 8 than buying a shit bag Panasonic 1 chip, than washed dishes for a year for a vx1k. That pretty much sums it all up.

I know by barely paying attention i've happened to see your name in a lot of credits, where would one misguided youth see some of your work?

Coliseum dvd, EST 4, Seasons 3, Static 2, I think I have some more somewhere but who doesnt have more somewhere.

I know you slid your way into my credits, just barely. So whats your general out take on the new generation of skateboard trash?

Uhm im down for it dude. really i am, fuck skateboarding is skateboarding. Only thing that kinda annoys me is the fake steez/style whatever you call it, that shit needs to go!

Well then what about the sisters of skateboard trash?

I love it, man who doesnt like seeing some 17 old ass at the skatepark just lurking about "shit I wouldn't mind taking her out back and getting loose!"

You are pure trash. Any big plans this summer?

Yeah trying to get a hold of your sister, coming up on her than shaking your hand and 2 months in boston, 1 week in norway, 1 week in paris, 2 weeks in london

Low blow dude, I will toss you.

Probably I don't doubt it.

.....Norway?

Yeah I have a brother there, plus who doesnt love blondes with big ol' titties. He lives in the capital also, so I'm bound to get some pussy the rest of the time ill be filming for Static.

You're a crude little man CN. God bless your soul and good luck.

Yeah I'll probaby need it. I look like one of those sensitive nice guys. I usually am but than I have a few drinks I'm a total dick who is probaly trying to come up on your girlfriend.

Or "gettin loose" with tweens behind your local skatepark

Oh I want this one thing to be known. Top 5 Filmers

Alright, get it in

1. Dave Kordan - dude taught me alot.
2. French Fred - have you seen his shit, if you never saw menikmati your totally fucked.
3. Rob Brown - old digital skate kid, filmed alot of the toy machine video, super good at what he does.
4. Josh Stewart - dude knows whats up, just dont snake him!
5. Can i mention myself? is that allowed if not lets say Chad Arnett, dude is from SB! Also where my wife lives too!

Any last shout outs to close this shit out?

The supposely 21 year old but I think it was a fake and she was 17 whatever I dont care, the whore with the nice tits but wouldn't give it up and said are you mad? Ruby! Ericson! Berman! Coakley! The Shire forever son!


That's NH for you retards -CN